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Friday, February 01, 2002

"I'm alive and dead. I'm a stranger killing an Arab." What's with Robert Smith and the Middle East anyway?

F-I-R-E I-N C-A-I-R-O. How quick can you say it? I really love this song. It's the ultimate tongue-twister all wrapped-up in a rocking beat. Burn like fire! Burn like fire in Cairo! My apologies to the people in Egypt (although the likelihood of someone from Egypt reading this is almost nil).

Wednesday, January 30, 2002

Find out how long you'll live. I tried the Life Expectancy calculator and here are the results:
My average life span is : 89 years old
I was born Sunday, 09 May 1976 and I am expected to croak on Tuesday, 03 February 2065 at exactly 5:37:26 am. Since my body clock wakes me up at around 6:30, I'll probably die in my sleep. That's not such a bad thing then. Oh, and by the way, I still have 23,015 days left to live.

Tuesday, January 29, 2002

I just got back from the province after being away for ages. Things are still pretty much the same, except for the fact that the kids now are taller and everyone looks older. The good news is that people thought I looked way better than I did before. Of course, this could also be seen from another perspective in that they must have thought I was really ugly before. Hmmmm.... That thought is not so nice.
Tristan is still the same, all wrapped up in his obsession with pricey clothes. Funny thing was he was showing me his new shirt, bragging that it cost him 700 bucks, when he suddenly noticed tiny bite marks along the shoulder area. A closer look revealed that the bites musta been inflicted by mice. You should have heard him swear! It was so hard to be sympathetic to him because I found it so funny. (Auntie Liza, if you're reading this, you better not tell him what I said.)
As for Ethel, don't even get me started about her. The big news there is how Biyang beat up Jo's face with a two inches thick sandal and how she later on covered up Jo's face with a plastic pail before resuming the beating. The ten thousand pesos phone bill must have fired her up so much.
The only thing that pissed me off on my trip was our inconsiderate neighbor's playing the Bohemian Rhapsody at 5:30 am. Lucky for him he was talking to someone when I looked out the window or I would have yelled at him to keep the damn volume down. Other people have committed murder on more minor provocations. What an ass!


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